i will check out your butt regardless of gender. im no buttist
There was this douchelord protesting homosexuality on my campus. I was trying to get some chicks to make out with me in front of this dude just to spite him and nobody was down.
I know if I were in the bay it would take me 30 seconds to find some girls to mack on. Not because there’s a higher frequency of gay people there but because it’s more important to piss guys like that off above all.
I’m in this weird part of California where way more people are scared of what their sexual orientation is perceived as and I’m hella not used to it.
Y’all need to read a book.
Listen to the Lovely Bad Things
The Lovely Bad Things. So hot right now. Hairflip.
This tumblr famous shit is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard if you’re into that you’re a fuckin retard I’m a thick 5” 7.6’ don’t call me a beezy I don’t do tricks got my knife in my purse when I didn’t have my whip man my life was much worse walkin around with this booty it’s a curse not tryin to start drama you can do what u wanna been stuck here in Pomona got jipped out of a full summa I think I’m too high because Bobby Hill is the new Lama don’t know when to shut up too many greens that I lit up and dazed by the poison in my cup
This tumblr famous shit is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard if you care about that junk you’re a fuckin retard I’m a thick 5” 7.6’ don’t call me a beezy I don’t do tricks got my knife in my purse when I didn’t have my whip man my life was much worse I’m walkin around with this booty it’s a curse
I have 32 followers. So which one of you fuckers outted me to this spam shit?
last year during the VMA’s i posted like stuff from the 90s VMA’s but im like whatever this year, the VMA’s are lame as hell, seriously, MTV doesnt care about music, and the music they do care about is lame as hell. so because im rad as hell, and listen to rad as hell music, im not going to glorify some MTV crap that is definitively lame as hell, because that would make me lame as hell, when in reality im rad as hell, thanks,
- the rad as hell tumblr user frickyeah1990s
Ay dood. Watch the interview with the MTV owner or whatever. Nobody buys music anymore and there’s wayy less money in producing music videos. Especially on shows like TRL. So he basically said, “Nobody gives a shit about good music anymore so neither do I. Here watch Honey Booboo shitheads”. And that’s why MTV sucks. Because we suck.
The more I try hanging out with new people, the more I miss my friends
how we chill
Alan Watts (via considerthishippie)
This just blew my high ass mind
You’re already 5 steps ahead of your SoCal brethren, may the ganja gods always be with you
Hella fuck you if you give me or anyone shit for saying hella.
I’m from the bay and I don’t give a shit if you say hella and you’re from Mars, what a stupid thing to hate on someone about.
There is some hella colorful slang that originates from the bay and if you like it and can make it work then use it.
Never in my life have I encountered so many lingo haters as I have since I moved to SoCal for school.